nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

(via elasticitymudflap)

whaleserywhere:

princessbuttcakes:

cancerously:

razzledazzy:

emilylaughingalonewithfuqujames:

natroze:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

yes please

guys look at the pdf it’s so fucking funny

oh my fucking god

downloading the shit out of this

oh my god

someone needs to play this with me

unfortunately I don’t know anyone irl that’s as terrible as I am

ok someone buy this so i can just throw apples to apples out of the window finally 

im missing like half the cards 

GUYS

GUYS REMEMBER THIS?! :D

(via pother)

Tags: played this

bonnefoy:

qichi:

chartini:

Find a site with the most beautiful perfect hetalia cosplay. 

They only sell each costume for a limited time only. Then never again. All hetalia costumes sold out. 

Lay down. Curl up. Sob deeply.

aaaAAAAA

slkdajlakjhfoierlhafjkahsjkahsdjkhaksdhioqrioyqwrkdshjkas?????

(via samzuu)

skulls-n-spiders:

karrunaniara:

tinyrocketeer:

the best thing I ever did for homestuck
not really

jack i

JACK

skulls-n-spiders:

karrunaniara:

tinyrocketeer:

the best thing I ever did for homestuck

not really

jack i

JACK

(via wysperkid91)

the-listening:

stark-spangled:

Avengers Assemble Outfits

I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.

GIMME

(Source: ravenclawsdiadem, via morrisuki)

when I was 12….

supuru:

morrisuki:

sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper:

afieldofwhitetulips:

youvejustbeenlokid:

beccakins:

cucumberbatchin:

masterfromcatering:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.

OH MY GOD





OHMYGOD IT’S MATTHEW GOODE!


I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM

LET HIM EXIST?!!!

morrisuki:

sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper:

afieldofwhitetulips:

youvejustbeenlokid:

beccakins:

cucumberbatchin:

masterfromcatering:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.

OH MY GOD

OHMYGOD IT’S MATTHEW GOODE!

I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM

LET HIM EXIST?!!!

Avengers: How It Should Have Ended (x)

(via andy-shunsho)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

elixiroverdose:

brendonross:

The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa

(Source: magdajane)

Tags: good music

its-a-wonderland-tea-party:

Easy Fruit & Herb Flavored Water
Ingredients

fruit — 2 cups berries, citrus, melons, pineapple…most fruits will work (see recommended amounts in directions)
herbs — a sprig of mint, basil, sage, rosemary, tarragon, thyme, or lavender
water (tap or filtered)
ice

Directions
Supplies needed: 2 quart pitcher or jar with lid; muddler or wooden spoonGeneral formula for whatever fruit/herb combo you desire.1. If using herbs, add a sprig of fresh herbs to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon to bruise leaves and release flavor; don’t pulverize the herbs into bits.2. Add approx. 2 cups of fruit to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon, just enough to release some of the juices3. Fill jar/pitcher with ice cubes.4. Add water to top of jar/pitcher.5. Cover and refrigerate for up to 3 days.Suggested flavor combinations:ALL CITRUS (no herbs) — Slice 1 orange, 1 lime, 1 lemon into rounds, then cut the rounds in half. Add to jar and proceed with muddling, add ice & water.RASPBERRY LIME (no herbs) — Quarter 2 limes; with your hands, squeeze the juice into the jar, then throw in the squeezed lime quarters. Add 2 cups raspberries. Muddle, add ice & water.PINEAPPLE MINT — Add a sprig of mint to the jar (you can throw in the whole sprig; or, remove the leaves from the sprig, if you prefer to have the mint swimming around and distributing in the jar). Muddle the mint. Add 2 cups pineapple pieces, muddle, add ice & water.BLACKBERRY SAGE — Add sage sprig to jar and muddle. Add 2 cups blackberries; muddle, add ice & water.WATERMELON ROSEMARY — Add rosemary sprig to jar & muddle. Add 2 cups watermelon cubes; muddle, add ice and water.

its-a-wonderland-tea-party:

Easy Fruit & Herb Flavored Water

Ingredients

  • fruit — 2 cups berries, citrus, melons, pineapple…most fruits will work (see recommended amounts in directions)
  • herbs — a sprig of mint, basil, sage, rosemary, tarragon, thyme, or lavender
  • water (tap or filtered)
  • ice
Directions
Supplies needed: 2 quart pitcher or jar with lid; muddler or wooden spoon

General formula for whatever fruit/herb combo you desire.
1. If using herbs, add a sprig of fresh herbs to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon to bruise leaves and release flavor; don’t pulverize the herbs into bits.
2. Add approx. 2 cups of fruit to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon, just enough to release some of the juices
3. Fill jar/pitcher with ice cubes.
4. Add water to top of jar/pitcher.
5. Cover and refrigerate for up to 3 days.

Suggested flavor combinations:
ALL CITRUS (no herbs) — Slice 1 orange, 1 lime, 1 lemon into rounds, then cut the rounds in half. Add to jar and proceed with muddling, add ice & water.
RASPBERRY LIME (no herbs) — Quarter 2 limes; with your hands, squeeze the juice into the jar, then throw in the squeezed lime quarters. Add 2 cups raspberries. Muddle, add ice & water.
PINEAPPLE MINT — Add a sprig of mint to the jar (you can throw in the whole sprig; or, remove the leaves from the sprig, if you prefer to have the mint swimming around and distributing in the jar). Muddle the mint. Add 2 cups pineapple pieces, muddle, add ice & water.
BLACKBERRY SAGE — Add sage sprig to jar and muddle. Add 2 cups blackberries; muddle, add ice & water.
WATERMELON ROSEMARY — Add rosemary sprig to jar & muddle. Add 2 cups watermelon cubes; muddle, add ice and water.

Tags: drinks